goldestina:

The Great (2020) cr. Tony McNamara

hideunderthe-bed:

It’s the last month of 2019 so I’m gonna say it: what the fuck was that

soviet-uwunion:

petersparker:

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

Oh my god those are heelys

stuart-townsend:

Jake Gyllenhaal as Morf Vandewalt in Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)

thepokemonaffliction:

why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends

basementeyes:

basementeyes:

that shot in jurassic park of the raptor with the gene code projected onto it

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killtonyabbott:

me: my wife just gave birth
someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

kestre1s:

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

lornacrowley:

i love magneto he just shows up to be like “im magneto!!” and everyones like “AAAUGHHH” and he’s gay 

sharklock:

i won’t ever let anyone forget that chris hemsworth was in a show about tween girls riding horses and learning the true meaning of friendship

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u can never leave the saddle club

sickly-tired:

alas-shes-mad:

Y’all ever get diagnosed with an illness and everything clicks and you realize how fucked up your life has been up until this point

Welcome to the club of “Hey? What? That’s not normal?”

buzzkillbyrne:

notkatniss:

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“I’m not here to speak, I’m sure as fuck not here to lecture anybody, but I will tell you what I have seen. And I have seen what happens when people organize, and I have seen what happens when the electorate and the citizenry know themselves and the sleeping dragon that they are, and I know what happens when they act and they act directly. I also know what happens when old pious men make laws about what women should and shouldn’t do. I know this ‘cause I’ve seen direct action from the very state that I hail from, the nation state which was created 100 years ago. And what I would say also, is just to remember where power lies and remind politicians where power lies, ‘cause the biggest thing they fear is losing their fucking jobs. And to men, also:  just be wary of any mentality that would make cattle or make vessels of women, because that same mentality will make machines and tools of you, and make monsters of you. Just remember where power is, just remember what the electorate can do.”

stimman4000:

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

why is bruno mars so weird about some girl opening her eyes while shes kissing him

pacificrim:

dumbasian:

dumbasian:

ive been meaning to ask this question since 2010

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this ask made me open my third eye

why the fuck is doctor phil asking you this

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